Me: 'What's that Sam?'
Sam: 'Like six different ways to pick up chicks!'
Sam: 'Yeah. Like at the supermarket - that's one place.'
Me: 'Oh yeah?' Totally not listening.
Sam: 'Yeah. And at a tupperware party!'
Me: 'Tupperware?' Paying some attention now.
Sam: 'Yeah. Tupperware parties are hot places to find chicks.'
Me: 'Hmmm. Never thought of that. You want cream cheese on this?'
Sam: 'Yeah. And you can even pick up chicks in - get this - its so funny - Church!!'
Me: 'Sam, you are not picking up chicks in church. Tie your shoe.'
Sam: 'Oh yes I am. It was on the radio!'
Me: 'Sam, you are not going to be picking up chicks anywhere. Tie your shoe.'
Sam: 'I am. I am going to pick up hot babes.'
Me: 'Sam, what are you going to pick them up for?' Looking directly at him now.
Sam: Long pause. 'I don't know,' slowly. 'They didn't say. What do hot chicks do?'
Me: 'Sam. Tie your shoe.'
Sam: 'OK. By the way, what is tupperware?'